You didn't subscribe which makes us sad.

We don't like behaving this way, but, the Internet Gurus say it takes delivering a message 7 times before the sale is made. Stupidman is only an Internet Guru Trainee so he needs to pay attention to the masters of cyberspace.

Ok so you weren't impressed by the content of The Adventures. What if I gave you a Bonus? A free report (probably worth something). Let's cut to the chase, you don't want to go through 5 more sales pitches and I really want you to subscribe and read a couple of issues before you unsubscribe and eliminate me from your life. So I'll give you a second Bonus. Another free report. This one is really good. It'll show up 2 days after you subscribe or you can exit and feel much shame.